Tuesday, June 08, 2004

More on Tuesday

I'm teaching this summer class now. These kids are funny. Had a very animated discussion with them about the chances of Jennifer Lopez's engagement surviving with Mark Anthony. Here's what bugs me. Mr. Anthony was married to Miss Universe. That's MISS UNIVERSE as in if an alien were to come to earth, he'd walk right up to her and say "Damn! You won! Nice call!" If Miss Universe ain't good enough for him, you think the star of Gigli is?

Don't see Gigli. Unless you have a massive toothache. Then see it. The movie will make you forget about that pain.

I saw Gigli Saturday night. Like watching a car accident and hoping for some bodies. I should have watched it drunk. If anyone watches Gigli drunk, let me know if it's better that way.