Bookstores

So, am I the only one who has noticed that whenever you walk into a bookstore, the music...SUCKS! I mean, it's like they are always playing the same song, the one that sounds like one you would play just before you kill youself. And, I'm not referring to Stairway to Heaven by Led Zep, because at least that has a good guitar riff in it. No, they play that slow, moody, woman singing song, I don't know what it is, but it always sounds like the same song. How is it that bookstore employees are not killing themselves by the thousands? Maybe there is some sort of special ear plug they wear? Makes you wonder....